Things I’m Not Allowed to Do in Asgard:
Tree forts are NOT to be built in Yggdrasil. If Thor and Loki couldn’t have one neither can you.
*sorry i’m been MIA. The Holidays are a hectic enough time w/o getting sick as well. But I thought I had to at least post something for you all on my birthday!*
Things I’m Not Allowed to Do in Asgard:
30. It’s bad enough Odin rides around on Slepnir. Trying to use Fenrir as a sled dog as well is just asking to have your face melted off. Seriously. Leave Loki’s kids alone.
(P.S. Can anyone think up a good one regarding Fandral? I’ve been drawing a blank for weeks and he’s the only one from the movies at least I haven’t talked about yet.)
Things I’m Not Allowed to Do in Asgard:
29. “Taste the Rainbow” is not a safe thing to say around Thor, esp if you imply it will taste of Skittles. Loki just might forgive you for the eyeliner though if you manage to get Thor to lick the Bifrost.
Thing I’m Not Allowed to Do in Asgard:
(FYI : Gungnir is Odin’s spear/staff/thing)
Things I am Not Allowed to Do in Asgard:
27. Heimdall is NOT the Hubble Telescope. You are NOT a NASA Scientist. And no he will NOT spy on Tom Hiddleston for you. He’s already doing that for Loki…and Fandral.
Things I’m Not Allowed to Do in Asgard:
26. Under absolutely NO circumstances are you to invite Laufey over for an afternoon of tea and crumpets. Unless you’ve got Jerry Springer on Speed dial.
Things I’m Not Allowed to Do in Asgard:
25. Loki is not a Na’vi, He’s not from Pandora and he will NOT introduce you to Jake Sully. Now stop asking before he turns you into something unpleasant…like Thor.
Sorry for missing a few days there. Had the crud. All better now and readuy to continue with the lolz.
Things I’m Not Allowed to Do in Asgard:
24. The Joten Casket is NOT to be removed from the vault for any reason. Esp. not to turn the throne room into an ice skating rink Even if it was Loki’s idea to begin with.
Things I’m Not Allowed to Do in Asgard:
23. The Allfather is really not interested in going on a date with The Hog Father. Even if the Hog Father is paying.
Things I’m Not Allowed to Do in Asgard:
22. Kidnap Sigyn. Mostly because it’s a waste of time. No one cares. Not even Loki.
